Yet another recycled and slightly edited readme. Why's this thing even called a car?

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The Koopa Klown Car, from infamous platform-from-somewhere-worse-than-Hell "I Wanna Be the Guy"
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Author: fhqwhgads7

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2/18/14 - Version RESET
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-Altered the hitboxes for the bombs
-Portrait and name change
-All pilots follow the player with their standard movement
-Wily Mode moves lower

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3/5/11 - Version 2.0
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-Fixed angle bug for Banzai Bill Rampage mode- again
-Wily Mode throws more fireballs every once in a while

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6/13/10 - Version 1.1
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-New Icon
-Fixed angle bug for Banzai Bill Rampage mode
-Wily's a bit harder for The Kid

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6/12/10 - Version 1.0
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First release.

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Contents (Besides this section)
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1. Features/Controls
2. Computer Phases
3. How to Beat
4. Legal Bogus
5. Credits


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Features/Controls:
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Features
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Three phases, portable stage, portable BGM, super armor, tons of health, helpers you can throw at the pilot for better damage, and more! (Maybe.)

Controls
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All:
Left and right - Move
X - Fireball

Bowser:
Up - Bowser swoop
Forward-Forward - Charge attack
A - Mecha-Koopas that do lots of damage if thrown into Bowser's face
C - Drops a bomb

Wart:
Down - Wart crush
Forward-Forward - Faster Charge attack
A - Mecha-Koopas
B - Giant round bowling ball thingy
C - Drops a Mario 2 bomb that can't be hit and follows you but doesn't do as much damage

Wily:
B - Giant round bowling ball thingy dropped at an angle
Z - Incinerate the floor


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Computer Phases:
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1. Bowser
2. Wart
-2.5 (If facing the kid and Wart is finished) Banzai Bill Rampage
3. Wily


(BTW: The Kid will die if he touches the fast-spinning propeller- but not the fire, no, that would make too much sense!)


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How to beat:
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Stuck? Here's a few pointers on how to win!
1. AIM FOR THE PILOT OF THE CAR. YOU'LL DO DOUBLE THE DAMAGE, AND YOU WANT THAT.
2. Kick any Mecha-Koopas thrown at you back at the pilot for lots of damage.
3. Bombs, too, but be careful. They hurt you for long time.
4. Block. It works... at least it should.
5. (For the Kid) Use your gun. And strikers if you have any.


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Legal Bogus:
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Open source, do w/e, don't suck, etc.


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Credits:
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Sprites:- Mario games, Megaman games, Touhou, Metal Slug, one of Orochi Gill's stages
Sound: Mario games, Touhou, sounds used in older characters, etc.