"Wait a minute, I wasn't in IWBTG."
~Porky Minch (Because I said so)

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Porky Minch, from Japan-only RPG (unless you have a translation patch) "Mother 3"
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Author: fhqwhgads7

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2/18/14 - Version RESET
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-Hovering lazer creates "shockwave projectiles"
-Porky Bots now have a small bit of HP
-Compatibile with The Lad

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3/5/11 - Version 2.0
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-Chip damage kills
-Will push himself out of a custom state
-Can move while actually firing the aerial lazer
-Accelerates faster during charge attack against The Kid
-Switched to bonus-boss status

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7/1/10 - Version 1.0
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First release.

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Contents (Besides this section)
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1. Features/Controls
2. How to Beat
3. Legal Bogus
4. Credits


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Features/Controls:
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Features
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-Slice attacks
-Lazers
-Bombs
-Porky Bots
-Intentionally exploitable AI


Controls
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A - Slice
A,A - Slice, Slice
A,A,A - Slice, Slice, SLICE
B - Melee Rampage of crude animation (-1000 power)
C - Three Bombs
X - Ground Lazer
Y - Aerial Lazer
Z - Porky Bots (-1000 power per bot: max 3)
Double-tap Forward - Charge

Regular Jump Land - Shockwave of damage


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How to beat:
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Stuck? Here's a few pointers on how to win!
1. Exploit his AI. In particular he likes to charge at you if you're far enough.
2. He usually won't slice you if you're either in the air or attacking.
3. Dodge the lazers.
4. Don't attack the Porky Bots unless you have invincibility frames or missiles.

(If you're The Kid, don't touch the Porky Bots OR Porky's spider legs. You will die.)


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Legal Bogus:
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Open source, do w/e, don't suck, etc.


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Credits:
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Sprites: Mother 3 (4% edited by me and 96% by rukifellth), Mega Man X
Sound: Whatever I could grab and use
Special Thanks: rukifellth, Itoi, you